funny 'n' fun

So Nicki Minaj has been on “American Idol” for a whole season now. This week marks the end of the series’ 12th run, and, at this point, there’s no telling what lies ahead for the reality show or the rapper’s involvement in it. Since there’s certainly going to be a lot of eyeballs on her Twitter account over the next few days, we thought it’d be good to review some of her custom-made expressions. Most of them are freaking absurd... but in the best way possible. 

1. Harajuku Barbie: Often abbreviated “HB,” this title gets its name from the Harajuku culture in Japan. It’s used to describe the most devoted Nicki fans who are able to connect with her on a soulful and often telepathic level.

2. Harajuku Ken: A male that serves a Harajuku Barbie with obedient devotion, giving her sex and servitude among other things. The Harajuku Ken understands that Barbie-to-Barbie love always outranks that of a committed relationship.

3. Twig&Berries: A man’s genitals.

4. Bad B*tch Check: This is used to describe a ritual where, prior to going on stage, Ms. Minaj checks her face in the mirror to make sure she is bad b*tchy enough to proceed.

5. AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: An extended and tiresome way to passively attack a “whack b*tch.”

6. Bwahagaaahahaaaaaa: A shriek of enthusiasm.

7. Baldy Locks: An incredibly vague term for describing a good head that someone happened to have been born with.

8. Frosty Da Snowman: Someone who puts in the effort to wear jewelry, but mistakenly resorts to cloudy diamonds, because they don’t have the funds to do otherwise. Punishment is temporary banishment from the Barbz community.

9. Barbie Juice: A Jesus-like glass of pickle juice that is used to recharge Nicki’s superpowers.

10. Balloon Boy: A male "ladybug," or gifted individual, who is accepted into the Barbz community as one of their own. This occurrence is rare and often accompanied by an excited facial expression from Ms. Minaj herself.

11. Surfboard: An insult reserved for the lowest members of Nicki’s critics, who simply just can’t comprehend the force of her powers due to their lack of relevance.